You Can't Win Them All

and that's okay.

Perhaps you’ve heard, but today — mere hours after I type this — Las Vegas is hosting a football game/Usher concert/Taylor Swift outfit watch. Or as I like to think of it, simply, nachos.

Come tomorrow, the airwaves will be abuzz with folks unpacking and commenting and dissecting all of the above (except, regrettably, the nachos, which rarely dominate …