My New Favorite Show

I can't look away.

My neighbor doesn’t have curtains.

I need to start off that way, because if I jumped right in with “I can’t stop watching the neighbor” that would sound concerning. But it’s not untrue.

The thing is, I never meant to start watching him — I didn’t have a choice in the matter. My desk sits in front of a window that looks directly into his apartment. I spen…